SARDAR

Ek Sardar ne apne dost ko call kari dusri taraf se female computer answering machine ki awaz aayi.
Is call ke liye aapke pas paryapt balance nahin hai.
sunkar
Sardar bola janeman hum to bus tumhari awaz sunne ke liye call karte hain

jokes

1 sardar ne apni pragnent biwi ko sms kiya
ki darling mujhe ane main der ho jayegi kuch der bad
sardar ke pas jawab aya
sardar nachene laga
jawab tha delivered

LALU & RABDI DEVI

1 bar Lalu ji apni patni Rabdi ke sath africa ke janglon main ghumne gaye
achanak 1 sher ne RAbdi pe hamla kar diya
to Rabdi devi chikh ke boli
shoot him!
shoot him!
Lalu ne kaha thehro main zara camere ki battery to badal lun

TT & Saint

Train main TT ticket  chek ker raha tha
TT to Baba: Baba ticket dikhao?
Baba to TT: ticket nahin hai baccha
TT to Baba: kahan jana hai baba ?
Baba to TT: Ram janam bhumi
TT to Baba: Aao chalen
Baba: kahan?
TT: krishna janam bhumi Yani ki jail.